Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender and pulverize until smooth. Refrigerate for an hour (or overnight). Dip will get thicker once it sets, so don’t freak out if it’s a little runny.

Serve with rice crackers, pretzels, apple slices, or whatever else you like to dip into things like this. You could also do what The Little Kid does and eat it with a spoon while delighting in the flavor.